Here you can catch the crummiest of Santa's elves cavorting through the malls, taking up residence on street corners or entertaining plots to blow up Santa. This is the place where you can at least half-fill your Christmas stocking with humor from the North Pole's Far Side or entertain your relatives even before they leave.
Need extra cash for Christmas shopping? $400 reward offered for return of 16 ft. Santa
Santa Claus is missing in Unionville, IN. A16 foot Santa and a couple of penguins were stolen from Mr. McClaren's yard. Easy to recognize: they're inflatables. Takes 8 ties to tie this big guy down. $400 reward for the thief's arrest and conviction. See anything odd in Unionville around midnight on Wed? Police are investigating.
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