Breaking Yahoo News: Canned reindeer pate sold out in the UK.

Canned Reindeer Meat SOLD OUT. How Santa Lost His Jollies devotes an entire chapter to this shameful condiment. According to Yahoo News, reindeer pate has experienced a surge in popularity this year in the UK and store shelves are empty, despite outcries against the practice of grinding up Rudolph. What's Santa going to do? No jollies here.

Book signing at Cameo in Union, Thursday, Dec. 22, 4:00-6:00 PM. See you there.

Santa finished shopping? Still time to add How Santa Lost His Jollies to your last minute shopping list. Visit the Cameo in Union on Thursday, Dec. 22, from 4:00 to 6:00. I'll be signing copies then. See you there.

Book signing at Sage Book Store Friday, Dec. 23 11:00-2:00 PM

Last minute gift? Stocking stuffers? Go to Shelton's Sage Book Store and get an personal autographed copy of How Santa Lost His Jollies. You'll be glad you did.

Maybe Santa has more jollies to lose than we thought.

And who's all dressed up as Santa?  The IMF guy? Herman Cain? Well, we know it isn't a guy named Sandusky. Disgusting.

Santa's Happy. HCIC Chili Cook-off was a HUGE success. $ raised. Packed house

Great night at Hood Canal Improvement Club. Lucky Cook-off winners won $Gift Certs. from Cameo Boutique and Alderbrook Resort, where if you didn't win a copy of How Santa Lost His Jollies, you can find yours at Cameo and Alderbrook.  Don't forget. Christmas is coming fast.

Okay all you nephews and niecelets. Your Great Uncle Lee has great book selections.

Great Uncle Lee reading How Santa Lost His Jollies. And he gave it a good review. Copies available at Amazon.com or www.howsantalosthisjollies.com for an autographed copy(s). 

Need extra cash for Christmas shopping? $400 reward offered for return of 16 ft. Santa

Santa Claus is missing in Unionville, IN. A16 foot Santa and a couple of penguins were stolen from Mr. McClaren's yard. Easy to recognize: they're inflatables. Takes 8 ties to tie this big guy down. $400 reward for the thief's arrest and conviction. See anything odd in Unionville around midnight on Wed? Police are investigating.

Tips for Surviving Santa Photos

Santa's in trouble again: scarring little kids. CNN suggests you prep the kid by feeding him/her first, put a piece of tape on his/her finger (?), or have him/her hug a teddy bear (add reindeer antlers).

How to make Jonathan Swift laugh? Open HSLHJ

Gulliver's (Santa's) Travels? I'm sure he'll start smiling once he reads How Santa Lost His Jollies. Do you have your copy yet? Try Amazon.com

Favorite gifts. Thanks Santa

Santa can be an angel, bringing the best gifts to the best girls and boys. Remember  yours?